Come On Barbie, Let’s Get Tarty
Apparently in another civilisation-ending moment in history (certainly I would imagine for Daily Mail readers) Barbie has got a tattoo. The slut.
In fact, look closely at the picture and you’ll see that she’s also had some special tribal scarring to spell out the word ‘Indonesia’ on her bared torso.
Now I think about it, she’s probably got the clap too – the dirty mare…