‘Ello ‘Ello ‘Ello… Nicked My Son You Are…

One thing that *does* make me proud to be a Brit is the fact that some 390,000 declared our religion to be Jedi at the last national census.
It also appears, in what can only be a good thing, that a proportion of Scottish police officers are Jedi too…
(Insert joke about The Force here…)