Ask David Cameron…
Brighton & Sussex newspaper The Argus has made a bit of a foolish internet newbie mistake in asking readers to post up questions for Conservative leader David Cameron. So rather than them being able to do some judicious filtering, the whole list just goes online.
The whole article and list of questions is here but as I’m such a nice bloke, I’ve picked out all the best ones for you…
What does swan taste like?
Why doesn’t he need to shave – is it electrolysis?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Should Poundland come to Worthing?
Who would win in a fight between a baboon and a badger?
Where are my pants?
Would he go gay for Johnny Depp?
Does he think that Yoda sounds like Miss Piggy?
Would he agree that if Conservatism is the answer it must have been a bloody stupid question?
Could he deck a horse with one punch?
Will o The Wisp… or Rhubarb and Custard?
What are the 39 steps?
Brighton interwebbers I salute you :-)